Website and online webstore construction.

Working on the website with an online store is a lot of work. Wish I knew more about website building and all the stuff that goes on behind the scenes, so to speak. SOOOOO many acronyms!!!!! I haven't left my chair for hours (my butt will never look the same in a pair of jeans again). Mt head hurts and I'm not sure if I can feel all 10 of my toes...thinking it would have been easier and quicker to rent a store front somewhere. How mad can you get at yourself? Is there some unwritten scale? Why do I keep forgetting to SAVE my changes?????? I image by now I qualify as a prime example of some psychological disorder...just need someone with an official title to make the diagnosis official. oh well, guess one more cup of coffee won't hurt.  Will someone please feed my fish...I'm too busy.